WHAT WOMEN SAY - What they mean CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? There is no way in hell I'm going to let you touch any part of my body again I JUST NEED SOME SPACE Without you in it DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? We haven't had a fight in a while NO, PIZZA AND BEER IS FINE You cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW I just don't want you as a boyfriend now DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? I can't believe you have nothing planned COME HERE My puppy does this too I LIKE YOU, BUT... I don't like you YOU NEVER LISTEN You never listen WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch again OH OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE Well, near there; I just want to be done I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

WOMAN'S GUIDE TO -What a man is really saying I'M HUNGRY I'm hungry I'M SLEEPY I'm sleepy I'M TIRED I'm tired I'VE GOTTA PEE Get out of the way CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME? I'd like to have sex with you DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE? I'd like to have sex with you CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER? I'd like to have sex with you CAN I GET YOUR COAT? I'd like to have sex with you LET ME GET YOUR DOOR I'd like to have sex with you MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? I'd like to have sex with you YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE I want to fondle you WHAT'S WRONG? I guess sex tonight is out of the question I'M BORED Do you want to have sex? I LOVE YOU TOO... OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now! GOOD MORNING That was great sex. Let's have more! SEE YOU LATER That was great sex. Let's have more! YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR I liked it better before YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR $50 and it doesn't look that much different! LET'S TALK I'm trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me WILL YOU MARRY ME? I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys WILL YOU MARRY ME? I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks