At the Doctor's...

-A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

-The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
"Ow, that hurts."

-Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."

-Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

-"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."